what makes a malaysian a malaysian

• You can name most of the players from English Premier League but you can't even name one of the football player from Malaysia.

• When toll price increases, you complain. When petrol price increases, you complain. But when you go Starbucks pay RM10++ for a cup of coffee, NO COMPLAINT.

• When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and you have to walk very far, you complain. But when you enter into the shopping mall and there's sale, run from one end of One Utama to the another, NO COMPLAINT.

• You're always late and the excuse is always either: traffic jam, no transport or cannot find parking.

• Your parent force you to take science stream in high school and do engineering course in university. But end up after you graduate, they ask you to do commerce.

• You complain against the government in "kopitiam", you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. When there is a protest activity ask you to join, you don't want because scare later get caught by ISA.

• When you pay RM10 for something that cost RM1, you blame Chinese.

• When a government service is too slow, you blame Malays.

• When a building collapsed , you blame Indians.

• Normally Chinese call Malay as "huana tuuuu"

• Normally Malay call Chinese as "cina babi"

• And Indian is considered as " si kei leng na"

• When a Chinese won a scholarship, you say: Wah! So Clever hor! But when a Malay won a scholarship, you will say: Aiya, of course la, he Malay ma!

• When a "mat salleh" stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.