short jokes

1. Losing all your friends

Man comes home, find his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says: "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends"

2. Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Send me a brother" ...
Santa replied, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" ...

3. Importance of a period

Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and the driver ran away."

4. Confident vs. confidential

A young boy ask his his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"

5. Anger management

Husband: "When i get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush."

lack of motivation

Why do people only can concentrate on the work in the very last minute? Where is the motivation? Assignments were given out since the first two weeks, and now it's already week 7. I feel like did nothing for the past 49 days, but only a few tutorials. Sometimes, you study for the whole afternoon, it does not mean that the hours you have spent for doing revision are equals with the outcome. For me, the outcome is always can't reach my expectation. I am always progressing very slowly unless it is a very last minute work. People always get excuses like they will get distracted if they are studying at home but how about go to the library? I can only say it could be a little bit better but everything still go slowly. I just can't get fully concentration on my studies but day dreaming instead. What i understand is, if you really concentrate on it, you will pick up easily and install the knowledge into your brain. If you can't focus on it, you will never pick up although you sit in the library for the whole day. Anyway, no more slacking at this moment and i have to complete all those that are supposed to be done immediately. Keep it up! Cheers : )

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a capricious autumn

Autumn is the season when the leaves fall from the trees. It supposed to be cooled by the autumn breeze with comfortable weather but the condition in Melbourne is totally upside down. In fact, the leaves still drop from the trees but the temperature is not decreasing. It is getting hotter and hotter. Obviously, you would never predict how the weather could be. It can be a super hot day for today but it might rain tomorrow. The changeable temperature can easily cause a person to fall into sickness, that's why i am still have a bad cough now. 32 Celsius degree is not looking good for an autumn, that is no different with the weather in Malaysia!